Totally Aust-racized

(My mother and I are sitting on the couch and watching awards show where the fans choose who wins. A girl group is performing at the moment.)

Mum: “I really love their music, but one of them always talks so funny. Like she has a speech impediment.”

Me: “Which one?”

Mum: “That one! Listen, she sounds so funny!”

Me: “Mum… she’s from AUSTRIA.”