Totally A-Dory-ble

(My long-distance fiancé and I are wrapping up a video chat.)

Fiancé: “Goodnight. I love you, and I will marry you. And you will be mine.”

Me: “And you will be my Squishy!”

Fiancé: *not missing a beat* “And if you call me that, I will tickle you until you pee.”