Total Waste Of Space-bar

| Related | January 2, 2014

(I am at my grandmother’s (Nona’s) house for Thanksgiving.)

Nona: “Stay here, [My Name]. I’m gonna tell you a joke.”

Uncle: “Run.”

Nona: “Pfft. What’s the astronaut’s favorite part of the piano?”

Aunt, Uncle, & Me: *exasperatedly* “I don’t know. We give up.”

Nona: “The space bar!”

(She grins and begins laughing at her own joke. From the rest of the table, there’s a few seconds of stunned silence. Then it erupts into guffaws.)

Aunt: “Nona, it’s the keyboard!”

Uncle: “Where on a piano do you see a space bar?!”

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