What A Total Sell-Sword

, , , | Working | December 5, 2017

(One of the events at a con I am attending is a sword fight. Two men in full armor are competing, when suddenly, one man’s sword snaps neatly in half, landing at his feet. The crowd goes insane, cheering, laughing, and yelling. As the noise dies down, a man in the crowd leaps to his feet.)

Man: *dramatically* “The sword that DIDN’T break comes from [Vendor]!”

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