Being A Total Cone-Head

, , , , , | Right | February 23, 2018

(I’m working at [Burger Joint] when this customer in his late teens comes in with a bunch of his friends. Note that we sell burgers, fries, sandwiches, and other stuff like that.)

Me: “Welcome to [Burger Joint]. What can I get for you?”

Customer: “Hey, uh… Do you have, uh, like, the tacos?”

Me: “No, sir. Unfortunately, we don’t have tacos.”

Customer’s Friend: “Are you f****** serious dude?”

Customer: *pointing to the menu* “Look! They do have tacos!”

Me: “Sir, that’s an ice cream cone.”

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