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Toss Cookies For The Kids — But Not Yours!

, , , , , , , | Working | January 8, 2025

I work in a large ski resort that has a kiddie area and an animal mascot. We have a guy who usually dresses in the mascot costume and snowboards down a gentle slope as part of a show for the kids.

Boss: “I need you to wear the mascot costume today.”

Me: “I’m only trained on indoor games with the kids—”

Boss: “Yeah, but the usual guy had got f***ed up drunk last night, and I’m worried he’s gonna vomit inside the costume again.”

Me: “Wait… Again?”

I did not put on that nasty costume.