Tooting His Own Horn
(My dad is singing to himself in the kitchen, when all of a sudden he stops to break wind loudly.)
Me: “I don’t think that was part of the original song.”
Dad: *smiling proudly* “No, that’s the bum note.”
(I just face-palm. All glory to dad humor!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
