Toothless Accusations
Patient: “How much is my total?”
Receptionist: “$200.”
Patient: “What? That’s ridiculous! I should get a discount because I come here so much.”
Receptionist: “Ah, well, we really don’t see you more than a couple of times a year for checkups.”
Patient: “Well, he’s the most expensive dentist in the area.”
(The dentist happens to walk by.)
Patient: “Hey, doctor, you’re the most expensive dentist in the area!”
Doctor: “Thank you. It’s not true, but thank you.” *walks away*
Patient: “Are you sure you can’t give me a discount?”
Receptionist: “Sorry.”
Patient: “But I pay for his Bimmer!”
(The doctor actually drives a Honda.)
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