Tooth Fairy On Double Duty
(I am around six, playing in the basement/toy room, and get the bright idea to stick a toy sword in my mouth and swing my head around. A minute later, one of my teeth is on the floor.)
Me: “MOM! My tooth FELL out!”
(Mom made sure I’m okay, then took me into the office, where we put my tooth into an envelope for the Tooth Fairy. I headed back downstairs, and put the sword BACK IN MY MOUTH. A few minutes later, there was another tooth in the envelope. I did not put the sword in my mouth again after that.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?