Took A Crack At It

| MA, USA | Learning | March 20, 2014

(We’ve learned about the main exports of countries, and are now doing a random pick study for the test coming up. I’m a huge target in this class because I have a terribly short attention span. The teacher always tries to catch me off guard by picking me when I’ve lost focus. It’s all in good fun.)

Teacher: “Okay, [My Name]. What is the main export from Columbia?”

Me: *without missing a beat* “Cocaine.”

(Everyone freezes and turns to face me, and I realize what has happened.)

Me: “No, wait. It’s coffee! I meant coffee!”

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