Too Soon…

, , , | Working | April 30, 2018

(I am working in a warehouse where bulk fruit and vegetables are stored and sorted for distribution. It’s my first day, and there’s only two of us due to it being a slow period. I’m being trained.)

Team Leader: “So, the leaf lettuces are done?”

Me: “Yes. Where do you want me to put the icebergs?”

(We both hear a strange, strangled scream, and a woman appears from around a corner, screaming and running toward us, waving her arms.)

Woman: “You do not say that word! Too many people died in the Titanic! You do not mention icebergs!”

(She just kept showing up to scream at us over random “offensive” words until she was eventually removed by the police.)

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