Too Pooped For TV

(My boyfriend and I are in the middle of watching a sci-fi series on Netflix. His job is taking him to Africa for a month soon, and he wants to see a few particular episodes before he heads out. We’re puttering around the bedroom.)

Boyfriend: “Watch things?”

Me: “Eh. Not now.”

Boyfriend: “Poopy! You’re poopy!”

(He grabs the sheets off the bed and begins tossing them at me.)

Boyfriend: “Poopy!” *toss*

Boyfriend: “Poopy!” *toss*

Me: *now draped with sheets like a cape*

Me: “Poopy nothing. I’m magnificent.”

Boyfriend: “Magnificently POOPY!”