Too Much Sunshine Leaves You In A State

, , , , | Right | April 12, 2019

(My wife participates in a mom-and-child fitness program that incorporates the stroller and nursery songs and games for the kids to get them involved in fitness. They don’t have a storefront, but instead, classes meet at malls, parks, and shopping centers around town. Since they’re a business dealing with small children, they are very strict on passersby taking pictures. During warm-ups one day, a woman in a heavily-bedazzled denim jacket and matching jeans shows up and starts taking photos.)

Instructor: “Ma’am, please don’t take photos of us. We are a franchise and do not allow it.”

Denim Clad Woman: “Oh, it’s okay. I’m from Florida.”

(She promptly walked off, leaving everyone in the circle scratching their heads in between squats.)

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