Too Much Coffee This Morning Or Not Enough?

I’m taking classes at the local university and I go to get my parking sticker. An employee who looks to be the age of a student is running the counter. She asks for my driver’s license, takes it, takes payment, scans the license, and walks to the back room while the sticker is printing out. After a few minutes, she comes back out and sees me.

Employee: “You can leave now.”

She returns to the back room before I can ask for my driver’s license or parking sticker. I wait until she comes back out. I quickly open my mouth but I’m not quick enough.

Employee: *Scowling* “You can leave now.”

She instantly returns to the back room, and I’m left with my mouth still open. I wait, she comes back out, and I wave to let her know I need to speak to her and open my mouth. She looks mad as h***.

Employee: “YOU CAN LEAVE NOW!”

She returns to the back room.

Me: *Shouting* “CAN I GET MY DRIVER’S LICENSE AND PARKING STICKER SO I CAN LEAVE NOW?! PLEASE?!”

She comes back out looking ready to kill. She finds the sticker and my driver’s license, returns to the counter, and slaps those down in front of me

Employee: “HERE!”

I finally left.