Too Many Cooks Spoil The Love
(My family is over at my house for Christmas. My cousin and his girlfriend have just got engaged. For Christmas, they get a slow cooker.)
Cousin: “You mean I can put dinner in before I leave for work, and it’ll be ready when I’m home?”
Aunt: “Yeah, you can put it on a timer.”
Cousin: “It’ll be just like having another [fiancée’s name]!”
Cousin’s fiancée: *death glare*
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
