Too Lazy To Lather
Customer: “I need help finding a soap with vanilla in it.”
(I help her and show her a few products. She picks up a bar of soap.)
Customer: “How do you use this one?”
Me: “Oh, it’s just like a normal bar of soap.”
Customer: “What?”
Me: “You know, like a normal soap bar? Um, like Dove or Irish Spring?”
Customer: *blank stare*
Me: “You take it into the shower with you, wet it, rub it all over, and rinse it off.”
Customer: “Oh. That sounds like too much work.” *puts soap down and walks away*
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