Too Lazy To Enlighten The Load

| Romantic | July 5, 2013

(My boyfriend and I are leaving a restaurant with his parents.)

Boyfriend: “Where are you off to now?”

Me: “I’m going to my place. You can come if you want.”

Boyfriend: “Tempting, but I’m tired. Have a good night, sweetie.”

Boyfriend’s Father: “See, so many couples would make a big deal out of that, or read a lot into it. But you two, not at all! You’re such an enlightened couple.”

Me: “No, I’m pretty sure we’re just lazy.”

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