Too Late To Abandon Ship

, , | Learning | June 16, 2013

(My drama class is rehearsing a play. There is a scene where a boy has to dip a girl and kiss her, but he keeps messing up and dropping her. Note that in the class, there are also two guys who are best friends and everyone jokes that they’re a couple.)

Girl: “Not like that! You stuck your finger in my ear!”

Director: “No, see, you still have to hold onto her.”

Guy #1: “Are you going to get it right, or am I gonna have to grab [guy #2] and show you how it’s done?”

Guy #2: “Whoa, Whoa! I just want to say, I have no idea what he’s talking about.”

Me: *mockingly* “Reeeally?”

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