Too H2-Slow To Realise

| Friendly | August 3, 2015

Friend: “Hey, Water Farmer, are you making a food run? Can you get me something?”

Me: “Sure, but out of curiosity, you’ve all been calling me “Water Farmer” for a couple of weeks now. Why is that?”

Friend: “Because you’re Luke.”

Me: “Yeah but where do you go from Luke to Wat— This a Star Wars thing, isn’t it?”

Friend: “Luke’s aunt and uncle are moisture farmers.”

Me: “Right. Moisture farmers, water farmer. Congratulations, that’s the first original Luke Skywalker joke I’ve heard since Empire came out.”

Friend: “We try our best.”

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