Too H2-Slow To Realize
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| August 3, 2015
Friend: “Hey, Water Farmer, are you making a food run? Can you get me something?”
Me: “Sure, but out of curiosity, you’ve all been calling me “Water Farmer” for a couple of weeks now. Why is that?”
Friend: “Because you’re Luke.”
Me: “Yeah but where do you go from Luke to Wat— This a Star Wars thing, isn’t it?”
Friend: “Luke’s aunt and uncle are moisture farmers.”
Me: “Right. Moisture farmers, water farmer. Congratulations, that’s the first original Luke Skywalker joke I’ve heard since Empire came out.”
Friend: “We try our best.”
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