Too Dumb To Leave The Country

, , , | Right | January 30, 2020

(I work for a US-based company that specifically caters to Canadians; this means that all of our customers have to cross the US/Canada border. A man comes in one day to pick up his packages, and as per policy, I ask to see his photo ID.)

Customer: “I don’t have any ID.” *searches through wallet* “Will a debit card work?”

Me: “Um, no, sir, I need something with your photo.”

Customer: “Well, I don’t have any ID, so I guess this means I can’t pick up today.”

Me: “If I may ask, sir, how did you cross the border?”

Customer: *lightbulb goes on* “OH! I can get you my passport; it’s in the car!” *runs to get it*

Coworker: “You have to hold their hands, [My Name]. You have to hold their hands.”

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