Too Dumb To Have Money
(I work as a bank teller.)
Customer: “I’d like to withdraw twelve hundred dollars from my account.”
Me: “Certainly. Can I have your account number?”
Customer: “I don’t know it, and I don’t have my card.”
Me: “In that case, can I have your social security number to look it up?
Customer: “I don’t give that out.”
Me: “Well… okay. What is your name?”
Customer: “I don’t give it out.”
Me: “Can I see your ID?”
Customer: “You shouldn’t need my ID; just give me my money and hurry up!”
Me: “Sir, without ID we are unable to give you any money.”
Customer: *slams his first on the counter and yells* “What’s the point of even banking here at [Our Rival Bank] then?!” *storms out*
Facebook
Reddit
