Too Chicken To Be Vegetarian

A lady comes in and says she’s ordering a personal-sized pizza.

Customer: “I’m a vegetarian, so I want red onions, green pepper, chicken, mushrooms…”

Cashier: “That’s not very vegetarian.”

Customer: “Yes, it is. Chicken isn’t beef or pork, so it isn’t meat.”

Cashier: “I have some bad news for you…”