Too Busy Attending A Hideous Skirt Convention To Learn The Names

I’m a new employee in a popular local coffee shop. There are a lot of regulars who, despite the fact that I am new, expect me to know their name and usual drink order. I’m explaining this to my mom.

Me: “Why do people expect me to know their names when I’ve never seen them before in my life? We aren’t given a binder with all the regulars’ pictures and drinks! This isn’t The Devil Wears Prada!”