Too Bad They Don’t Sell Brains Too
(I’m shopping in the dollar store, fully clothed in my Taco Bell uniform. I even have the hat on, too.)
Customer: “Excuse me, sir, do you work here?”
Me: “Does it LOOK like I work here?”
Customer: “Yes?”
Me: “No.”
Customer: “Oh… well, do you know how much this is?”
Me: “It’s a dollar.”
Customer: “How did you know that if you didn’t work here?”
Me: “Lady, do you have ANY idea where you are right now? You are in a dollar store. Do you know what that means?”
Customer: “That’s impossible.”
Me: “…what?”
Customer: “This store doesn’t sell dollars.”
(At this point I didn’t know whether I should slap her or retreat and laugh till I puked.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
