Tomorrow Is Yesterday

, , , , | Right | January 14, 2021

A customer places an order.

Me: “Okay, we will deliver your order tomorrow.”

Customer: “And when will we see that?”

Me: *Figuring he didn’t hear* “I’m sorry, we will deliver your order tomorrow.”

Customer: “And where is it shipping from?”

Me: “New Jersey.”

The customer is in New York.

Customer: “Okay, so it’ll take two or three days, then?”

Me: “You. Will. Receive. Your. Order. Tomorrow!”

I am wondering if my headset is turned on.

Customer: “Oh! I’m sorry, I thought you said you were delivering it tomorrow!”

Me: *Inwardly* “How is that not the same thing?”

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