Told A Shaggy-Dog Story

(My brother is playing a video game. I’ve already beaten this game.)

Brother: “So what do I do now?”

Me: “Go over there, but be sure that the scary dog doesn’t see you or you’ll die instantly.”

Brother: *freezes up* “He’s looking at me! Ah!”

Me: “Just kidding, he won’t do anything.”

Brother: “Really?”

(He keeps moving. He doesn’t die.)

Brother: “Why you little!”

Me: “Just making it fun… for me, watching you squirm! Mwahaha!”