He Knows All, Period, Part 2
Restaurant | Romantic
| June 24, 2013
(I am in a bad mood, so my boyfriend decides we should eat out with his brother and sister-in-law to cheer me up.)
Sister-In-Law: “Come on hon, smile! Be happy!”
Me: “Meh…”
Boyfriend: “If you’re good, I’ll buy you booze!”
Me: “It’ll just give me a headache.”
Boyfriend: “What a sourpuss. What’s your problem anyway?”
Me: “Nothing…”
Brother: “She’s on her period.”
Boyfriend: “How the h*** do you know that?!”
Brother: “It’s on my phone! It’s the week right before hers.”
(His brother pokes his wife in the shoulder, and she laughs.)
Sister-In-Law: “He’s totally telling the truth.”
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Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
