Toe Woes

(I’m sitting sideways on the couch with my feet hanging over the arm, when my 14-year-old sister leans close to my feet, staring at them.)

Sister: “Do you have an extra toe?! Oh wait, I counted wrong.”

Me: “What is wrong with you?” *to my mom* “Do you hear your daughter? She just asked if I had an extra toe!”

(Mom stares at my foot.)

Me: “Are… are you counting my toes? Oh my gosh, you are! Stop staring at my feet!”