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“Today’s My Birthday?” “Yes, Bob!”

, , , , , | Related | August 24, 2021

I love “Bob’s Burgers” a lot. It’s my favorite comfort show, and I’ve seen every episode multiple times. One day, my mom decides to quiz me.

Mom: “When did they get married?”

Me: “Easy, September third.”

Mom: “Okay, now when is my anniversary?”

Me: “I honestly don’t know. I think sometime around Memorial Day?”

Mom: “How is it you remember a fictional character’s anniversary but not your parents’?”

Me: “Same as how Linda remembers in the show. Nine is divisible by three. Get a date that’s easier to remember, and then maybe we’ll talk. Be glad I know when both your birthdays are.”