Today, No One Comes Out A Winner

I work in a small family restaurant with no public bathrooms.

Customer: “I see your ‘No public bathrooms’ sign, but I have to pee pretty bad. Is there anything you can do?”

I decide to be nice and let him have the key. He comes out a bit later and hands back the key.

Customer: *Very pitiful* “Sorry…”

From his tone, I instantly knew the guy must’ve had explosive diarrhea.

I was right.