Today, All My Questions Shall Be Stupid
Customer: “What size is this rug?”
Me: *reading label* “54” x 72″.”
Customer: “So how big is that?”
Me: “In centimetres? It’s…”
Customer: “No, in inches.”
Me: “It’s 54 inches x 72 inches.”
Customer: “OK. And what colour is it?”
Me: “Lilac.”
Customer: “Right… and would it look good in my lounge?”
Me: “I don’t know… I’ve never seen your lounge.”
Customer: “No, I guess you haven’t. Do you think I have room for it?”
Me: “…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
