To Them, Anything North Of Jacksonville Is Arctic
I work at the entrance gate of a beach in New York where you can actually see Canada across the river. It’s mid-July and it’s about 90 degrees out. A car pulls up with Florida plates and two elderly women inside.
Passenger: “Excuse me, miss? What are those funny-looking birds?”
Me: *Looking around* “Which birds, ma’am?”
Passenger: “The funny-looking birds! The ones over there!”
Me: “I… I’m not sure what you mean, ma’am.”
Passenger: *Getting frustrated* “The funny-looking birds with the brown spots! Are those arctic puffins?”
I finally realize which “funny-looking birds” she’s talking about and try not to laugh.
Me: “Ma’am? Um. Those are seagulls.”
I have never had a car drive away so quickly!