To Sleep, Perchance To Snuggle
(My girlfriend has fallen asleep. I am awake, when she shoots straight up, looks at me, and speaks all sleepy and cute-like.)
Girlfriend: “Why am I not snuggling with you?”
(She then pounce-snuggles me, and purrs happily.)
Girlfriend: “That’s better.”
(She goes straight back to sleep. I had no trouble sleeping after that.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
