To Show How Small The Fry Is, I Will Add A Banana For Scale

I work at a high-turnaround fast food place, and someone stopped me in the middle of the rush to say:

Customer: “Hey, can you please pick up that French fry? Someone might trip on it?!”

Me: “Uh, sure thing!”

I oblige, but it was half a single French fry.

Coworker: *Seeing me trash the offending half of a French fry.* “Who the f*** trips on a French fry?!”

Me: “If that’s a trip hazard, then a banana peel might actively block their path.”