To Have And To Hold (Really Hard)

| Romantic | September 6, 2013

(I’m visiting both my long distance boyfriend, and my best friend who is getting married. My boyfriend and I had the weekend together, and as it’s the first chance we’ve had to be intimate we were a bit… overzealous. He goes to classes and I’m at the town hall with my friend and her fiancé to pick up their marriage license. To do this we have to go through security, and I’ve set off the metal detector.)

Security Guard: *while waving the wand over me* “So… what kind of vacuum cleaner do you own?”

Me: “Huh?”

Security Guard: *smirks*

Friend’s Fiancé: *laughing* “It’s a Hoover!”

(The guard laughs and we go through, but I’m still confused.)

Me: “What was that all about?”

Friend: “Have you seen your neck? You look like you were strangled!”

(I had forgotten about the hickeys all over my neck. I make them stop on the way home so I can buy a scarf!)

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