To Have And To Hold An Uzi
(We are watching a TV show, where newlyweds go on a killing spree on their honeymoon.)
Boyfriend: “Wow, that is so romantic. Can we do that for our honeymoon too?”
Me: “What?!”
(Some time later, the night after we got married…)
Husband: “Remember what I wanted for our honeymoon?”
Me: “What?”
Husband: “Killing spree?”
Me: “Oh, no! We are not doing that!”
Husband: “Yes we so are! I just bought these. You choose.”
(He hands me a dozen video games. Yes, we ended up playing them on our honeymoon.)