To Have And To Hold An Uzi

| NJ, USA | Romantic | March 24, 2012

(We are watching a TV show, where newlyweds go on a killing spree on their honeymoon.)

Boyfriend: “Wow, that is so romantic. Can we do that for our honeymoon too?”

Me: “What?!”

(Some time later, the night after we got married…)

Husband: “Remember what I wanted for our honeymoon?”

Me: “What?”

Husband: “Killing spree?”

Me: “Oh, no! We are not doing that!”

Husband: “Yes we so are! I just bought these. You choose.”

(He hands me a dozen video games. Yes, we ended up playing them on our honeymoon.)

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