To Diabetes, And Beyond!

, , , | Right | March 8, 2019

Customer: “I want a large coffee, please.”

Me: “Would you like milk, sugar, sweetener?”

Customer: “Yes, I’d like infinite sugar!”

(I laugh, thinking she is joking, but she stares at me, confused.)

Me: *still thinking she’s joking* “Well, since infinity is an unachievable number, maybe we can work a little lower?”

Woman: “Hmph! I’m not moving until you get me a coffee with infinite sugar!”

(She was serious, and stood glaring at me until the police were called to have her removed. She comes in from time to time asking for the same thing. Management won’t ban her because they find it funny. She’s known as Sugargirl to our regulars.)

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