To Deal With A**holes, Describe Yours
(For the past few days, we have gotten an obscene phone caller.)
Me: “[Law Office]. How can I help you?”
Caller: *whispering* “Oh, yeah… Oh, baby.”
Me: *confused at first* “Hello?”
Caller: *moan*
Me: “This is a law office, and we do track phone logs.”
Caller: *hangs up*
(Next day:)
Me: “Good afternoon. [Law Office]. How can I help you?”
Caller: *moans and whispers*
Me: *sigh* “Hello?”
Caller: “Yeah, baby, oh…”
Me: “I’m not joking about the call logs, you know. Police will be notified if you do it again.” *hangs up*
(Next day:)
Me: “Good afternoon. [Law Office]—”
Caller: *whispering* “Oh, baby… Oh, yeah…”
Me: “So, let me tell you about this painful zit I have growing near my a**hole!”
(The pervert never called again.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?