To Boldy Go, As You Wish
(I am watching TV while my wife reads a magazine.)
Me: “Oh, honey, look—The Princess Bride is on.”
Wife: “What’s that?”
Me: “You’re joking, right?”
Wife: “Is it a cartoon? Sounds like a cartoon.”
Me: “The Princess Bride? You’ve honestly never seen The Princess Bride? Who ARE you?”
Wife: “Why are you looking at me like you’re going to divorce me?”
Me: “Not seeing The Princess Bride is like saying you haven’t seen Star Wars.”
Wife: “Ooh! I know that one! That’s the one with the silly man with the pointy ears?”
This story is included in our Princess Bride roundup!
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