To Be Fair, It’s A Very Low Bar To Pass
At the checkout counter, a customer courteously places the bar to separate his intended purchase from that of the next person in line, mine.
Me: “Congratulations.”
Customer: “For what?”
Me: “You passed the bar.”
Customer: “What bar?”
Others In Line: *Giggling.*
He leaves the store looking confused. The other customers in line keep enjoying the joke on him.
