TMI, OMG!

I’m working at a bike shop in 1999, and this guy in his late 60s/early 70s comes in.

Customer: “Do you all have any of them bike shorts with the pad in the seat?”

Me: “Sure, we have those. In order to figure out the best ones for you could you tell me what kind of riding you’re doing?”

Customer: “Oh, no, I don’t do that gay s***. I’m bleeding out of my a** and I don’t want to wear no adult diaper.”

Me: “…”

Customer: “So you all got a pair I can try on?”