Tits Hard To Think When The Weather’s Nipply
Customer: “Can I get a chicken sandwich?”
Me: “Sure. Which bread would you like it on?”
Customer: “Chicken.”
Me: “…Uh, okay, but which bread?”
Customer: “Chicken.”
Me: “Sir, which bread would you like?”
Customer: “CHICKEN!”
Me: *pointing at the bread* “Bread!”
Customer: “Oh, bread! I thought you were saying breast.”
(I don’t know whether to hate my accent or the types of customers we get late at night.)
