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(Sixth formers have been taking plates and cutlery to the common room without returning them afterwards, and the head of year has just collected a pile of them.)

Teacher #1: “What’s all that?!”

Head Of Year: “It’s stuff much ridiculous how up ends here, I’m surprised any plates there’s left in the canteen.”  

Teacher #1: “Erm…”

Teacher #2: “…what?”

Head Of Year: “Yeah… most of those words… all rearranged a bit… in sentences. Clearly, it’s making me go mad.”

Teacher #1: “Don’t go mad!”

Teacher #2: “If you’re going mad, let me know. We need you as our leader.”