Tis The Pre-Season
Customer: “Excuse me, are you all not releasing Christmas ornaments this year?”
Me: “No, we’re still going to be releasing them.”
Customer: “Well, it’s awfully late. Are they delayed this year? They’re usually out by now.”
Me: “It’s June, sir. They’ll be out in July like always.”
Customer: “Oh, my! It gets later and later every year.”
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