Tira-Monsieur

(My mom is a member of a group of ladies from church who get together socially. One year one of them did a touring trip of Italy. Since my mom was hosting the get together, she asked me if I would help by making an Italian dessert.)

Mom: “So, I was thinking you could make an Italian dessert. You make the best Normandy Apple Tart.”

Me: “Okay. But I thought you wanted Italian.”

Mom: “I do.”

Me: “So you don’t want the Normandy Apple Tart?”

Mom: “Well, I thought it would be appropriate.”

Me: “You do know Normandy is in France, right?”

Mom: *blank face*

Me: “I’ll make a tiramisu.”