Tipping The Scale At Both Ends
Me: “I’m your favourite girlfriend.”
Boyfriend: “Huh? …I don’t have any other girlfriends.”
Me: “Which means that I’m your favourite girlfriend. It’s like when I tell my sister that she’s my favourite sister, and she replies that I’m her only sister.”
Boyfriend: “So, that means that you’re also my least favourite girlfriend too.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?