Not Quite The Whipped Cream Of The Crop

(I am at a popular, worldwide fast food chain to get a quick breakfast. I have ordered my food and am starting to order my drink.)

Me: “And I’d like a small, caramel frappuccino.”

Cashier: *looks at me condescendingly* “We don’t sell frappuccinos here. What else do you want?”

Me: “I could have sworn you did? The blended iced coffee with whipped cream?”

Cashier: “Oh, you mean a frappe!”