Tip Of The Day: How To Apply For A Federal Bailout
Me: “Alright, sir, you’re all set. Anything else I can do for you today?”
Bank Customer: *jokingly* “Yeah, you can deposit a million dollars into my account.”
Me: “Sir, if I had a dollar for every time someone said that, I’d have a million dollars.”
Bank Customer: *hangs up laughing*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
