Tiny Pooch With A Super-Sized Grudge
(I’m taking orders and money in the drive-thru booth during a rush. A customer pulls up to the window.)
Me: “Hi, your total is $6.54.”
Customer: *glaring* “I’m mad at you!”
Me: “Why?”
Customer: “I went through [Competitor]’s drive-thru earlier, and they didn’t have any french fries, so I had to come here!”
Me: “I’m sorry.”
Customer: “Yeah! And he’s mad at you, too!”
(She points to the back seat, which is completely empty.)
Me: “Yeah, um, he… he looks pretty mad, I guess.”
Customer: *snaps* “C’mere, Sparkie!”
(A little poodle hops up into her lap.)
Customer: “Tell her how mad you are!”
(The customer then holds the dog up to the window to show me how mad it was.)
Me: “Wow, um, all right.”
(She pays and I give her the change.)
Me: “Have a nice day!”
Customer: *smiling* “You too, sweetie!” *glares* “…but I’m still mad at you!”
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