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(I’ve recently been promoted to a manager, but I’m friends with one of my coworkers, who is a supervisor. This entire exchange happens through text message.)

Coworker: “OMG, you’re missing out. Joe is doing handstands and it turns out Dave knows all the dance moves to ‘Bad Romance.'”

Me: “Haha, that’s awesome! Sorry I’m missing it.”

Coworker: “You should come by! Katie and I are trying to make paper planes and it’s not working well.”

Me: “Maybe I’ll swing by after dinner! You guys going to be around for a while?”

Coworker: “Yeah. We’re all closing!”

Me: “Wait. Are you guys supposed to be working right now? Are you doing all this in the store?!”

(Several minutes pass before my coworker replies.)

Coworker: “Nevermind. All is good.”